Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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