Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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