It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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