can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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