So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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