i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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