I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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