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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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