Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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