ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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