she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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