problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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