It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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