Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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