There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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