okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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