I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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