we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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