just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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