yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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