office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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