She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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