I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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