Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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