As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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