What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
