he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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