brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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