Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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