I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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