don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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