I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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