Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Holy shit dude........stairs
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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