If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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