HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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