Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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