That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The best revenge is premature balding
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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