I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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