You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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