he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
