hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
