If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
