quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Pooping to opera.
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