he thought i was a dude.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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