Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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