D3 body, D1 cock
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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