The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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