I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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