im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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