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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni