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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(503): View more from Oregon

...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...

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(707): View more from California

I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.

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dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this

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(718): View more from New York

You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.

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(815): View more from Illinois

$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.

(212): View more from New York

Please take video.

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(775): View more from Nevada

there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry

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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?

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