You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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