You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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