Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You were trust falling into bushes
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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