tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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