I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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