I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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