People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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