So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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