Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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