So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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