i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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