your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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